Notice how spacious and comfy our seat is. Hopefully, we’ll still be sitting on it when the ride’s over. The operator pushes the dispatch button and in we go. Check out the skull pattern wallpaper and the family portraits.
And look, that must be the matriarch in the corner taking a nap. Given all those cobwebs, she must be too proud to hire a maid. See her leap up and howl at us. She’s obviously inviting us to dinner...that pig’s head on the table is the main course. Either that or we are are!
Better make a quick turn to the left and…hey, is that old man in the top hat bowing to us? Now, he’s leaping and screaming too. Guess granddad is angry that we’re not staying for dinner

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